Juta Chupai Ki Rasm Ke Vakt Dulhe Ki Ek Sali Boli "Main To 1100 Lungi" Dusari Sali: Main To 2100 Lungi Piche Se Pathan Bola "2310 Le Lo Usmen Fm (FM) Bhi Hai"
Dost: Oye Pathan Tere Chhote Bhai Ki Muche Hain Aur Teri Nahin? Pathan: Isme Kya Badi Baat Hai "Vo Abbu Pe Gaya Hai Aur Main Ammi Pe"
Pathan: Ammi Ham Bada Hokar Aerfors Men Jayega Ammi: Beta Mujhe Kaise Pata Chalega Ki Ye Mere Bete Ka Jahaj Hai? Pathan: Ham Gujarte Vakt Ghar Pe Bam Fenk Dega
Char Pathan Janaje Ko Teji Se Leker Kabro Ke Upar Se Gujar Rahe The Ek Aadmi Bola "Are Bhaijaan Sharm Karo Niche Lashen Hain"A Pathan: To Upar Kaun Sa Hamne VCR Uthaya Hua Hain
Pathan: Light Nahin Hai To Kambakht Pankha To Chala Do Salma: Aakhir Pathan Hi Ho Na Akl To Hai Nahin Pankha Chala Diya To Mombatti Bujh Jayegi
Pathan Se Kisi Ne Masjid Ke Liye Chanda Maga To Pathan Ne Turant 10 Hajar Ka Chek De Diya Aadmi Bola "Is Par Hastakshar (Signature) To Karo" Pathan: Ham Nek Kam Me Apna Naam Jahir Nahin Karta